🎉💖✨happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the… room✨💖🎉

‪my mom, watching the scene in Venom where Eddie is in the lobster tank and everyone is freaking out: he just wants some sushi what the hell is wrong with that??‬

luxferens:

Have a wonderful 2012 you all ♥ ♥ ♥ !

bonesbunns:

I’m really looking forward to this movie!!!

newsflash, asshole—burn gorman has had yaoi hands the whole goddamn time!!

the most unexpected plot twist of 2k18 is me saying “i ship Spider-Man Noir with Spider-Ham” 

connor, anytime he thinks about hank:

did you 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 my mom??

𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌. 𝑚𝑦. 𝑚𝑜𝑚??

𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑚, 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠??

𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑚??

𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 ℎ𝑒𝑟??

𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒎??

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA??

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

good morning, i love hate Gavin Reed and hope Nines gives him a kiss on the cheek kills him