ohmygil:

Batman jokes will never get old. Like his parents.




nikeonmyfeet: Today I Learned that there is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father to become Batman and his mother to go insane and become the Joker.

nikeonmyfeet:

Today I Learned that there is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father to become Batman and his mother to go insane and become the Joker.





fycomicbookfriendships:

Alfred: Let us see what’s on the telly tonight.
Jason: I’m not a baby! I can take care of myself!
Alfred: Then I wish you would, Master Jason.
Bruce: Taking a night off once in awhile isn’t a crime, Jason. So what are we watching? 

Red Hood & the Outlaws #3



Domestic Avengers Billionaire Playboys → Tony works out Batman’s real identity and decides not to tell Bruce.




laundry day is the worst 

  • me: Hey, Cassie.... You should go with me down to the basement to get my clothes out of the dryer.
  • Cassie: I got rid of all the spiders for you, you should try going down there by yourself
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • Cassie: You've got to face your fears at some point, you know.
  • me: Jeez, I'm not Batman, Cassie.
  • me: I'm Tony Stark.
  • me: I don't need to face my fears when we have alcohol.
  • Cassie: But you don't even like alcohol.
  • me: That doesn't matter because I'm Tony Stark.
  • Cassie: Jessica, no. Stay away from the liquor cabinet. Noooo.

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