BATMAN + IRON MAN.
How would this work?
Who would top?
They each have a bitch that does all the dirty work (Pepper Potts and Alfred).
They wear outfits that cover their face.
They’re ttly Pimp Masters.
Uhhhh. Idek whut else.
But there might be hope for this after all!
“He’s the reason these movies are happening: If Iron Man had not done well, obviously we would not be doing these movies … He’s like the matriarch. He’s the dad. If he would have come to set with a different attitude or certain disposition, the fish could rot from the head down. I can’t say enough about the guy. He’s such an amazing man: His energy and his positivity and his friendliness and his charm, it just breeds allegiance, and as a result everyone just fell in line and it became a family right away, kind of thanks to him.”
— Chris Evans, on Robert Downey Jr. (xxx).
me: i’ve decided that loki needs to court steve
like a cat
brings him disgusting gifts and leaves them in awkward places
pigeon: …I’m okay with this on so many levels
me: shows up inconveniently and demands to be petted
embarrasses him in front of the other avengers
pigeon: kfjhgjhfkghds AHHAAHAHAHA YES
me: wants to be let in to avengers mansion
then wants to be let out again
pigeon: ikfgjhfjkds yes
oh my god
wants to be petted then immediately snubs him
won’t let anyone else touch him except the people who hate him
me: sits on tony’s stuff
hisses at thor
thor is like ;_;
pigeon: yessssssss :<
me: loki’s like
i came here to see steve
who are you again
pigeon: hahaha right
me: i just need loki leaving dead things at steve’s doorstep
pigeon: all proud of himself
and annoyed when Steve doesn’t thank him properly
me: steve gets rid of the dead things
so loki decides he needs BIGGER dead things
pigeon: oh god, he leaves a dead thing and they think it’s some kind of threat
pigeon: meanwhile Thor is like, this is a rite of courtship :T
me: so many awkward conversations
pigeon: big weird dead things
ahahhaahah omg
Loki is such a romantic
