i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween 



tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community




When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)


disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help





flyawaymax:

JESSICA IS GAYYYYYYYYYYY

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 



minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less



fohk:

mangomamita:

i want individual sized wine bottles

they already are