ohghostwhat:

“what’s your ideal type of man?”

“crying and bleeding from the mouth.”

things I currently don’t want to do: leave this bed

I almost made out in a vagina installation with Matt.

I regret not doing so because how often do you get to tell people about having made out with someone in a vagina?

not often enough

• Me: I'm going to go to the cinema after class
• Friend: you're going to wait that long?
• Me: yup
• Friend: You have a ticket, you're guaranteed a seat.
• Me: I've been waiting for this movie for years, and I will see it in a fucking good seat

adversariespurified:

looks outside

sees snow

lays down

pulls blanket over head

sobs

what’s that? i’m supposed to be writing an essay and not blogging?

ha haha hah, good one.

elasticitymudflap:

fictional boys (◡‿◡✿)

fictional boys fighting (◕‿◕✿)

fictional boys getting beat up (◉‿◉✿)

fictional boys covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿)

fictional boys covered in their own blood (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

*has midlife crisis at 19*

robertdowneyjr:

PEOPLE ARE WATCHING IRON MAN 3 AND I AM A BITTER AMERICAN

starkmyarc:

things I can’t wait for: telling potential love interests that I have a blood/bruise fetish