my parents called while I was in the middle of cutting my bangs 

• parents: heya kiddo, what are you up to?
• me: oh nm, just making poor life decisions by attempting to cut my own hair
• parents: pls stop, go get your hair cut by someone who knows what they're doing
• me: but haircuts are expensive
• parents: but you're going to--
• me: it's ok, i watched tutorials on youtube, i've got this.
• parents: ha haha hah, no.
• me: golly gee, thanks for the support!

God knows what is hiding in those weak and drunken hearts
I guess the loneliness came knocking

notwithoutmycoffee:

E! Live Red Carpet RDJ and Susan

iwillbeyourgoal:

just close your eyes

the sun is going down

you’ll be alright

no one can hurt you now

come morning light

you and i’ll be safe and sound

doyoudopoison:

Valentines day is coming up.
Remember going to the shops to buy those horribly tacky cartoon character cards for your school friends? Ive just saved you the time.

Nothing says “I love you” better than a sociopath.

Dear god. This isnt how I was meant to spend my afternoon.
THE TACKINESS IS MEANT TO BE ~*IRONIC*~
But I’m not sorry.

supernaturaladdicted:

fan: You just like having Jared’s foot on your crotch?
misha: Uh, yes you are on the wrong side of the room! Um, yeah it’s, it’s nice having Jared’s foot in your crotch. I don’t know if he’s put his foot in your crotches but, um… it just makes coming to work that much better.
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