my parents called while I was in the middle of cutting my bangs 

  • parents: heya kiddo, what are you up to?
  • me: oh nm, just making poor life decisions by attempting to cut my own hair
  • parents: pls stop, go get your hair cut by someone who knows what they're doing
  • me: but haircuts are expensive
  • parents: but you're going to--
  • me: it's ok, i watched tutorials on youtube, i've got this.
  • parents: ha haha hah, no.
  • me: golly gee, thanks for the support!



God knows what is hiding in those weak and drunken heartsI guess the loneliness came knocking

God knows what is hiding in those weak and drunken hearts
I guess the loneliness came knocking







notwithoutmycoffee:

E! Live Red Carpet RDJ and Susan



iwillbeyourgoal:

just close your eyes

the sun is going down

you’ll be alright

no one can hurt you now

come morning light

you and i’ll be safe and sound