On Friday night at the United Artist 14 Theater in San Diego’s Westfield Plaza, Downey made a surprise appearance via video to introduce a screening of “Item 47,” a short film to be attached to the forthcoming Blu-ray for The Avengers.
Following a lengthy scavenger hunt where Comic-Con attendees hunted for clues in order to discover the location of the screening, the lights went down in the auditorium and a video began playing featuring Downey, sitting on a toilet and holding a microphone. “I am coming to you live from a bathroom stall in Wilmington, North Carolina, where I am prepping to shoot the very famous toilet escape sequence from Iron Man 3,” he said.
“I’d like to congratulate you for being here, sitting where you are today, as am I, dropping a water moccasin.”
(Source: Hollywood Reporter)

We’re streaming the red carpet world premiere of Marvel’s The Avengers, live from Hollywood, on Wednesday April 11 at 6 p.m. Pacific (9 p.m. Eastern) via Marvel.com, Livestream and YouTube. So many ways to watch it.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I WILL LOOK LIKE
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
IT WILL BE GROSS SOBBING
EVERYWHERE
AS I CRY INTO MY STATISTICS PAPER
Appropriate musical accompaniment
Feel free to queue. It’s Tuesday for me, I don’t know where you are.
Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) talking about Steve.
TONY: I don’t want him to love me. It’s a bad idea. “I love you, Steve” turns into “You’ve failed me, Steve” turns into very bad things. That’s my limited experience. I don’t want to be on the other side of that with him, would you?
#jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO ME #GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL JUST TAKE LUCIFER TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING #GODDAMN I JUST NEED *TWO MINUTES* TO MYSELF

Er. I’ve been - kind of - asked to include some Loki into my sketchy studies. Same slashy mood, so I do apologize - I mean offence neither to fans, nor to the prototypes, it’s just… well… fun?))) Think of it as of a study in anatomy, no insult intended.
Anyway.
Stark and Loki. And those who really know how human anatomy works can guess who’s REALLY in charge xDAdd this as soundtrack - and enjoy, if you like.))