this will be my last election related post of the evening.
THINGS I DIDN’T EXPECT TO SEE IN MY LIFE: RDJ DRESSED UP AS A BONDAGE NAZI
THINGS I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE:
what if you woke up in the middle of the night to a rustling sound and turned on your lights and there was slenderman wearing one of your dresses and he just stared at you for a moment before breaking into sobs and confessed that he does this every night because he likes to feel pretty
it was terrifying at first, but now I don’t know how to feel about this
AvengersBillionaire Playboys → Tony works out Batman’s real identity and decides not to tell Bruce.
yes indeed god bless america
“i have an army”
“we have freedom”