spookshowvixens:

As part of their Video Vortex series, the Alamo Drafthouse is going to be screening “The Abomination”. This is an infamous movie among my friends and one that was once spoken about in the tones usually reserved for the grisliest urban legends.





theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 



flyawaymax:

not even




greg polishing my nails



estrapper26:

white girl tryna catch grapes in her mouth



counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.